After going through nearly ten million questions, asked through a series of psychics and reliable people sitting on street corners that we found, it's time to break it down to the most frequently asked questions, answered by the Wowie Zowie QA Team Version 4.61 Beta. Our team is all about helping YOU get the most out of your Wowie Zowie experience. Whatever that means, exactly.
Our psychic hotline is
Q: What the hell is this thing?
A: I don't know.