FAQ

After going through nearly ten million questions, asked through a series of psychics and reliable people sitting on street corners that we found, it's time to break it down to the most frequently asked questions, answered by the Wowie Zowie QA Team Version 4.61 Beta. Our team is all about helping YOU get the most out of your Wowie Zowie experience. Whatever that means, exactly.

Our psychic hotline is ~~always~~ ~~occasionally~~ sometimes on weekends giving us new FAQ questions for us to answer, so check back every now and then to see if YOUR question gets answered! It probably never will, but never give up hope!

Q: What the hell is this thing?

A: I don't know.

My question wasn't answered and I feel empty inside